Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html
