Guy: Come on! He’s only a little retarded.
Chick: I’m not going to sleep with him. Ever!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/its-illegal-anyway-right.html
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Guy: Come on! He’s only a little retarded.
Chick: I’m not going to sleep with him. Ever!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/its-illegal-anyway-right.html
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Woman #1, to table of friends: Well, I’m getting old, too. I’m getting wrinkles.
Woman #2: The thing is, you’re so fucking ugly that no one notices when you get old.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/well-id-rather-be-ugly-on-outside.html
Overheard by: Me.
Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html
Girl: Hey, you’re that chick I stalk on MySpace!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-c-u-irl.html
Girl on cell: Wait, how exactly did you manage to pull your ass muscle?
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/04/do-they-offer-class-on-that.html
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Asian hipster: People stare at him, and he resents them for staring at him. But I’m like, ‘Maybe you should bathe!’
Jewish hipster: You should give him an elephant tranquilizer or something.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/05/people-in-valley-like-elephants-what-is.html
Overheard by: Glowien
Young guy: I know it’s stereotypical for a guy to want a girl who’s a freak in bed, but, really, it’s just so nice.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-leonard-cohen-neil-young-and.html
Little boy: Mommy, where do babies come from? Your mouth?
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/05/too-many-premium-channels.html
Overheard by: Nikki
Employee to customer: Excuse me, my boss wants to know if you’re a transvestite.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/04/its-mixed-up-muddled-up-shook-up-world.html
Man: I’m working with little kids now, you know. I babysit for teachers. At a nursery.
Girl: Oh?
Man: Yeah, I kinda like how the kids are recycled every year… I don’t mean, like, cut up and made into new babies, but that I get new ones and the old ones move on.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/theres-clever-idea-in-there-somewhere.html
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