The Better to… Ah, Fuck It.

Black guy kissing his girlfriend, looking into her eyes: Mmm… Your vagina’s so juicy.

Leaning on a school bus
Alabama

Overheard by: Joe

Posted on October 5, 2023
Alabama, Couples, Vagina

I’m More of a Brawny Gal

College girl #1: Ew, why does it all run out?
College girl #2: Well, it is a liquid.
College girl #3: And your vag isn’t exactly full of Bounty paper towels!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 16, 2023
Pennsylvania, Sorority types, Vagina

We Were Going to Let That Slide

Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html

Posted on August 15, 2023
Friends, Overheard in the Valley, Vagina

Did He Use a Condom?

Sweaty black girl #1, checking self out in mirror: Finally, my upper arms don’t look so arm-y!
Sweaty black girl #2, lifting weights: Yeah, but your coochie still smells all marine.

YMCA
Virginia

Overheard by: jimmycity

Posted on August 6, 2023
Friends, Vagina, Virginia

In Memento Whori

Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm… about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.

Prince Albert’s Diner
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/with-like-virgin-as-recessional.html

Overheard by: al