Black guy kissing his girlfriend, looking into her eyes: Mmm… Your vagina’s so juicy.

Leaning on a school bus

Overheard by: Joe

College girl #1: Ew, why does it all run out?
College girl #2: Well, it is a liquid.
College girl #3: And your vag isn’t exactly full of Bounty paper towels!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…

Sweaty black girl #1, checking self out in mirror: Finally, my upper arms don’t look so arm-y!
Sweaty black girl #2, lifting weights: Yeah, but your coochie still smells all marine.


Overheard by: jimmycity

Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm… about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.

Prince Albert’s Diner

Overheard by: al

Preppy girl: I want a t-shirt! I mean, I stuck my head in a vagina — I totally deserve one!

Overheard by: what would you do for a tee shirt?

Marine #1: So, how was it?
Marine #2: Crazy. She wanted me to take a shit in her pussy. That’s fucking weird, man.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Soundbite Lover

Frustrated neighbor: It’s only gay if we do it outside a vagina!

Derby, Connecticut

Overheard by: Jess

Psych professor: I think it’s a usable vagina.

University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: I’d use it

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl's vagina today!

Overheard by: a. lil