20-ish girl: I know it’s stupid since he keeps dicking me around, but I really just want to have sex with him. Maybe if I have sex with him I could hook him!
Friend: You could hook him? Like drugs?
20-ish girl: Yeah! Like, maybe my vagina would be like crack to him…
Bar
Bel Air, Maryland
Queer: Oh my god, that girl’s dress is so short. I swear her outer labia were hanging out.
Sunset Grill and Tap
Boston, Massachusetts
Boy #1: What’s a vagina?
Boy #2: Uh, a girl’s penis.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: didn’t know she had a penis
Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona
Overheard by: star
Black guy kissing his girlfriend, looking into her eyes: Mmm… Your vagina’s so juicy.
Leaning on a school bus
Alabama
Overheard by: Joe
College girl #1: Ew, why does it all run out?
College girl #2: Well, it is a liquid.
College girl #3: And your vag isn’t exactly full of Bounty paper towels!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-separate-conversations-at-stop-shop.html
Sweaty black girl #1, checking self out in mirror: Finally, my upper arms don’t look so arm-y!
Sweaty black girl #2, lifting weights: Yeah, but your coochie still smells all marine.
YMCA
Virginia
Overheard by: jimmycity
Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hmmm… about seven months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a funeral for my vagina.
Prince Albert’s Diner
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/with-like-virgin-as-recessional.html
Overheard by: al
Preppy girl: I want a t-shirt! I mean, I stuck my head in a vagina — I totally deserve one!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/wasted-on-friday-night.html
Overheard by: what would you do for a tee shirt?
