Vagina

Drunk blonde to brunette friend: I don’t think I can fuck tonight. I have a stinky pussy.

The West House Bar
Roseville, California

Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!

Three-year-old boy: Mum, where is your vagina?
Mum: Tom, you know where it is…
Three-year-old boy: Ohhh, is that it, under all that hair?

Ladies’ room
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Anna

20-ish girl: I know it’s stupid since he keeps dicking me around, but I really just want to have sex with him. Maybe if I have sex with him I could hook him!
Friend: You could hook him? Like drugs?
20-ish girl: Yeah! Like, maybe my vagina would be like crack to him…

Bar
Bel Air, Maryland

Queer: Oh my god, that girl’s dress is so short. I swear her outer labia were hanging out.

Sunset Grill and Tap
Boston, Massachusetts

Boy #1: What’s a vagina?
Boy #2: Uh, a girl’s penis.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: didn’t know she had a penis

Chick: My vagina is a galaxy.

University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: star

Black guy kissing his girlfriend, looking into her eyes: Mmm… Your vagina’s so juicy.

Leaning on a school bus
Alabama

Overheard by: Joe

College girl #1: Ew, why does it all run out?
College girl #2: Well, it is a liquid.
College girl #3: And your vag isn’t exactly full of Bounty paper towels!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Chick: After he slept with me, I told him that his dick had been where cameras, carrots, and necklaces have gone before.
Friend: Why were you sticking necklaces in your vagina? … Note how I’m okay with the fact that you stuck carrots and cameras up there…

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