Cashier: Merry Christmas.
Customer: You, too.
Cashier: Wait! I gotta be politically correct — Happy Holidays.
Customer: Yeah, I’m Jewish.
Cashier: Oh my god, me too!
Customer: Then why the fuck are we wishing each other a Merry Christmas?
Cashier: I have no fucking clue.
Wegmans
Manalapan, New Jersey
Overheard by: I celebrate christmas….
