Girl #1: Lately it feels like I’m on fire when I have sex.
Girl #2: That’s what happened when I had gonorrhea.
Guy at next table: Wow. Those girls were pretty hot before I heard that… I have to stop eavesdropping.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/15/or-maybe-keep-eavesdropping/
