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Yes, but Not with Gentiles

Mom: No, I liked– Is that bacon?!
Daughter: What?
Mom: There is a piece of bacon on the elevator floor.
Daughter: You did go to college, right?

Dorm elevator
North Carolina

  • Posted on January 14, 2016
  • Food, Moms, North Carolina
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