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And You Often Get Out Of Limos with No Underwear on

Guy #1: I think you'd make a great Paris Hilton.
Guy #2: I do have a very womanly figure.
Guy #1: And you're a whore.

Chicago, Illinois

  • Posted on September 22, 2017
  • About celebrities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Guys, Illinois, Sexuality
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