Pissy gay man: I don't like The Onion. They just make up all their stories. It's not the real news.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/334791663/have-you-seen-fox-news.html
Overheard by: that's sort of the point
Pissy gay man: I don't like The Onion. They just make up all their stories. It's not the real news.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/334791663/have-you-seen-fox-news.html
Overheard by: that's sort of the point
Camp counselor: Do you have shampoo with you?
Seven-year-old camper: I don't wash my hair. I'm black! Duh.
Rec Center Pool
New York, New York
Woman in her fifties, walking out of Brideshead Revisited: It was okay.
Husband: Yeah.
Woman: It's no Wall-E, but it was okay.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Evy
Girl #1: You're being awkward.
Girl #2: I'm not being awkward, I'm thinking something awkward.
Olympia, Washington
Drunk man to girlfriend: So, it's like Swiss cheese, okay? All the women I've ever slept with are like Swiss cheese.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/325420800/aged-and-full-of-holes.html
Overheard by: wow, where do you pick up girls?
Woman (sarcastically): I'm sorry, I'm such a bitch.
Man: Hmm…
Woman: You think I'm a bitch, don't you?
Man: I didn't say that.
Woman: You didn't disagree with me.
Man: You know yourself better than I do.
Woman: I can't believe you called me a bitch.
Man: I didn't call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.
Woman: But you didn't tell me I'm not a bitch.
Man: Because you're acting like a bitch.
Woman: See? You think I'm a bitch!
Man: I said you were acting like a bitch.
Woman: Whats the difference?
Man: Dustin Hoffman acted like a retard, but it doesn't mean he is one.
Woman: I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but you're a dick for thinking I'm a bitch.
Man: Do you mean I'm acting like a dick or I am a dick?
Woman: Fuck you! (storms out)
Man: Too easy. Caramel Macchiato please!
Starbucks
Westminster, Colorado
Adopted Chinese daughter: I just wish we looked more alike.
Mother: Aw, you wish you looked more like me?
Adopted Chinese daughter: No, I wish you looked more like me.
Mall
Washington, DC
Overheard by: kellerz
Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.
Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland
Math professor: In Russia, if something is not allowed and you want it really bad, you can do it.
Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island
Teen girl: I hate you.
Teen guy: You hate me? Nice. Real mature… (pause) Oh my god! An Elmo lunchbox!
Officeworks
Bendigo
Australia
Overheard by: ColdSpiral
