And We're in Some War Someplace?

Professor to suits: Did you watch the news last night? Apparently Dumbledore's gay now!

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Biker

Posted on July 31, 2026
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Games, Sexuality, Teachers

…And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Posted on July 19, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Books, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Pop culture, Porn, Sexuality, Shopping

In the Sense That I Won’t Do the Reading Anyway

Spacey English major: So… he’s a queer writer, right?
Surprised teaching assistant: No. He’s just Jewish American.
Spacey English major: Oh, same thing.

University of Tennessee
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on July 1, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Insults, Religion, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Tennessee

But I Need to Stop Collecting Them

Girl: I really don’t know why I have such an unhealthy obsession with lesbians.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 12, 2026
California, Creepsters, Default, Feelings, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

It Kind of Unloaded on Us, If You Follow Me

Religious nut: Go back to the kitchen!
Gay girl #1: We do it in the kitchen!
Gay girl #2: Oh yeah. That’s the day we realized our dishwasher had wheels.

Pride Parade
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Cade

Posted on June 2, 2026
Default, Girls, Insults, Lesbos, New Mexico, Pride, Religious fanatics, Sex, Sexuality

I’m an Enabler–I Admit It

Teenager #1: My parents would never let me wear that out of the house.
Teenager #2: My dad’s a freak. He likes to see me half-naked.

Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 29, 2026
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Illinois, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Roman Polanski’s Legacy

Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: So, did you guys end up getting anywhere?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: No, I was thirteen!
Drunken, nostalgic girl #1: Yeah, but you didn’t do anything? Like, not even touch his dick?
Drunken, nostalgic girl #2: I don’t know, I was drunk!

Vincennes, Indiana

Overheard by: 202 Tavern Girl