In Other Words, As Straight As Most Girls

Chick: I’m as straight as a girl who doesn’t like boys!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on September 29, 2024
Chicks, Overheard at Cornell, Sexuality

I’m Straight One Day at a Time

Bisexual girl: So, you wanna go out some time?
Chick: Um, I don’t swing that way when I’m sober.

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California

Posted on January 14, 2024
Bi-curious, California, Sexuality

Only When She Licks Them First and Squeals, “Wet Willy!”

18-year-old guy #1: Dude, I hate when she sticks her fingers in my ears.
18-year-old guy #2: Wait, so that doesn't turn you on?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/463269058/shes-just-trying-to-communicate.html

Overheard by: luke.

Posted on August 4, 2023
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

…Trust Me

Student: The trophoblast looks like a teething ring!
Sex ed teacher: Yes. It looks like a teething ring, but it's not.

UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Akuaku

Posted on August 2, 2023
Education, Science, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

Did We Suddenly Become That Poor?

Mom: You wanna sleep in the bed with dad?
13-year-old boy: Why the hell would I do that? I’m 5’6″! That’s gay!

Baldwin Park, Florida

Overheard by: hmm… point taken.

Posted on July 28, 2023
Default, Family ties, Florida, Guys, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

Minneapolis Does Its Public Service Announcements a Bit Differently

Guy on bike to random guy: Hey, do you know where Saint pedophilia is?
Random guy: Where?
Guy on bike: Saint pedophilia. It's a Catholic church by Saint Thomas where the priests molest little boys and turn them into homosexuals. (bikes away)
Random guy, stunned: What the fuck was that?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412833/nobody-was-around-this-morning-to-help-him-take-his-meds.html

Overheard by: well, that was odd

Posted on July 5, 2023
Christianity, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Strangers, Weirdness

Not As Lame As Saying “No” to Drugs, But Close Enough.

Government teacher: The finance committee is sexy. Who wants to be part of the education committee, anyway? They're lame.

High School
Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 4, 2023
California, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Richmond, Virginia