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…As Is Jewish Custom.

20-something girl on cell: She washed all the fruit before putting it into the bowl. (pause) We're gonna need a medium-sized male stripper to go along with it, also.

NJ Transit
New Jersey

  • Posted on June 27, 2016
  • Fruit, New Jersey, On the phone, Sexuality
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