But That Was Just because I’m a Bad Driver

Official: What experience do you have?
Job-seeker: I worked for 30 years on a poultry farm killing chickens.
Official: Have you done anything else?
Job-seeker: I killed turkeys.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/overheard-in-employment-office-or.html

Overheard by: o.b.