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Can We Start Over?

Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: talks before she thinks

  • Posted on November 13, 2024
  • Biotechs, Bus drivers, Insults, Washington
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