Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: talks before she thinks
Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: talks before she thinks
Dutch employee: Well, I don’t like your American style and I don’t like your American way, and I don’t want to speak English anymore [walks off].
American chick, to colleagues: Keep that bitch away from me or she’s dead.
Major bank
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Old hag: Sometimes I forget I’m married. I guess if my husband was rich I wouldn’t forget about him, but he not.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/no-wonder-he-is-fucking-your-friend.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Native girl #1: Fuck you.
Native girl #2, annoyed: You piss me off to my titties.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: pissed off
Lady: I don’t like her. She smells like the bottom of someone’s purse.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: mk
Angry security guard lady: Hey! There’s no smoking out here!
Smoker guy #1, wearing dark shades and not sorry: Sorry, we didn’t know.
Angry security guard lady: Well, there’s a sign right next to you.
Smoker guy #2, wearing dark shades: We’re blind — that’s why we’re at the Eye Center.
Security guard lady, laughing loudly: Hahaha! Well, okay!
Kellogg Eye Center
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Ewan Macpherson
Chick: … So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, ‘Damn, I really just want to sleep…’ So, do I break up with him?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/22/only-if-he-tries-withholding-sex-one-more-time-to-watch-a-chick-flick/
Overheard by:
Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.
School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey
Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They’re also creepy guys that I’m not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can’t be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don’t understand — you’re not pretty like me.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/08/facebook-stalking.html
Overheard by: kolby
Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.
California
Overheard by: dev
