Middle-aged Asian woman to younger Asian woman, with attitude: We just established that your anus is smaller than mine.
Ross Department Store
San Francisco, California
Middle-aged Asian woman to younger Asian woman, with attitude: We just established that your anus is smaller than mine.
Ross Department Store
San Francisco, California
Redneck in jorts: First he start's talkin' shit about my girl, then he tries to fuck with my cousin's baby mama!
Dorm, University of Georgia
Overheard by: diver2
Student nurse #1, in hospital lobby: But in all honesty, I really prefer boys between the ages of eight and thirteen. They're so awkward and uncomfortable.
Student nurse #2: Wait, what are we talking about here?
Muskegon, Michigan
Overheard by: Ivory
Mother, shouting at her screaming toddler: Why are you crying? There are no marshmallows anywhere near the vicinity of your face!
Flea Market
Clarksville, Indiana
Woman: I superglued my nephew's fingers to his nose the other day.
Friend: What?
Woman: He wouldn't stop picking his nose.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Professor: You know what I would tell Best Buy? “Go to hell.” Can I say that at a christian school? We believe in hell.
Colorado Christian University
Curly-haired disappointed guy: This microwave does kind of suck.
Over-caffeinated guy: Yeah, it doesn't heat things.
Berkeley, California
Girl #1: I mean, I would totally go to Italy, if it wasn't in South America.
Girl #2: Yeah, I can understand that.
East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina
Overheard by: Passing by in awe
College girl: And then I told him “I have to get back to my rats…”
University of Florida
Overheard by: …what the heck?
