Woman on cell: Who's going to protect Obama from the mafia?!?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Hadri

Conductor: We are now approaching Oceanside. Look out your window and you will see a beautiful view of the seaside.
Old man: I don't see no sea! I don't see no side, neither!

San Diego, California

Friend to woman: So, could you be pregnant?
Woman's partner, snidely: Nope, I'm pretty sure you have to have sex to get pregnant.
Woman: Well, yeah, I'm not a man, or especially kinky, so I draw the line at fucking assholes.

Christchurch
New Zealand

Mother to ten-year-old son: Hurry up and finish your food. Chew slowly.

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Overheard by: Yugan Dali

Man to group: It's going to be a great day if I can just relax and watch Schindler's List.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: jm

European-looking guy to another: All this shanking, man! I shank, she shanks, you shank!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

30-something mother, matter of factly: Yep and they are raging in your vagina.
Embarrassed teenage daughter: Gee, thanks mom!

California

Hipster guy to barista: Whorehouse, ten o'clock?

Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Dianachka

Opportunistic girl: I've been known to date guys for their personalities… Oh, and he has a boat!

University of Florida

30-something white guy in button-down and chinos in wealthy suburb: Yo, what's good ma nigga?

Larchmont, New York

Overheard by: Dianachka