Guy: The best you can do is jumping off the Eugene Hotel and landing on some old dude.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Guy: The best you can do is jumping off the Eugene Hotel and landing on some old dude.
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
College guy: Dude! I just pre gamed before math!
Student Union
UCLA, California
Overheard by: Mallory
British guy putting bags in overhead compartment, after woman taps him on shoulder: Yes?
Woman: You have two bags.
British guy: What?
Woman: You're only allowed one.
British guy: Sit down and mind your own business.
Woman: It's because of people like you that there's no space left for the rest of us. How is it fair that you can do that?
British guy: You're twice the fucking weight that I am yet only had to buy one ticket. How's that fair?
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Overheard by: The guy who was killing himself laughing in the next row
Man on the bus telling friend about a local sandwich shop: The bloke who works there is a massive Australian, he used to play rugby for the Giants, and his sandwiches are shit. When he gives you 'em, he's all like 'you're an English wanker', and they're shit. (pause) I keep going back, though.
Huddersfield
England
American female tourist, seeing ruins: Oh gaaad, it's so realistic you could walk right up and touch it!
Pompeii
Italy
16-year-old girl to another: Sorry about that, my underwear's broken today.
European School
Brussels
Belgium
Overheard by: Gloria
Girl on cell pushing shopping cart: Um, what exactly do you mean by… tomatoes?
Grocery Store
Toronto
Canadia
Man: The last time I tried to give you champagne, you peed on my car.
Germantown, Maryland
Overheard by: Nic
Gay man: I think the monkey looks great! I think the monkey looks fabulous!
Bloomington, Illinois
Overheard by: Sarah
