Older lady #1: Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost a lot of weight.
Older lady #2: No, I haven't. How'd she do it?
Older lady #1: Well, she recently got dentures, so I guess she can't really eat anymore.
Older lady #2: Oh my!
Older lady #1: But damn she looks good!

Indiana

Basketball fan to no one in particular: He needs to learn how to penetrate. Penetrate the inside, get in the zone, rush it in to score. It all starts with penetrating.

Basketball Game
Chantilly, Virginia

Overheard by: thinking

Guy on cell: Fuck it, for a free dinner I'll be anything he wants me to be!

Port Orchard, Washington

Overheard by: Rae

Girl #1: What's his name then? Bocca?
Girl #2: Yeah, “Bocca,” actually maybe “Bocco”?
Girl #3: Nah, not Bocca, I definitely heard “Boccie.” Hang on let's ask him (to guy) Sorry, what's your name again?
Guy: Mark.

Restaurant
England

Man to another, about sign reading “Don't put us at the back of the marriage bus”: Wait! There's a marriage bus?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563424/how-much-are-the-tickets.html

Overheard by: I'll take the train instead

Teacher: Speaking of Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society is all about transcendentalism.
Student: So's Jumanji.

Brimmer and May School
Chestnut Hill, Pennsylvania

Woman on cell, outside courtroom: Hell, I call him “dumbass” and asshole all the time and he was fine with it, but last night he said calling him “pathetic” was over the line.

Courthouse
Angelina County, Texas

Girl #1: And it was all itching and shit, and I was like, “fuck…”
Girl #2: What the fuck did you give me?
Girl #1: Exactly!

Common Grounds
University of Oregon

Overheard by: Emily

Intense-looking young man to well-dressed older lady: I am telepathic. I hear what people are thinking.
Older lady: Really?
Intense-looking young man: Yes. And I write it down.

Manhattan, New York

College girl: So, should I buy, like, a pound of coke or what?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473046947/with-dads-credit-card.html

Overheard by: someone with more to do than her, apparently