Guy from bathroom, shouting: Holy shit! My hair looks amazing!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Young suit to friend: So then I thought “okay, so how do I make myself look more like a rapist?” and then I thought “what!? Why would I do that!?”

Adelaide
Australia

Bus driver: Move to the back of the bus! Seriously people, move! Rosa Parks isn't with us anymore, so lets move!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Adriel

Chick #1: The veggie burgers here are sooooooo good!
Chick #2: I know! I should've been born a vegetarian!!!

New Brunswick, New Jersey

Middle-aged professor on phone: You know what we should do some time? We should go to Germany together. That'd be fuckin' cool.

Connecticut

Overheard by: Rayne

Teenage guy #1: Do you guys eat pork?
Teenage guy #2: No, I think I'm a Muslim or something…

Nuremberg
Germany

Overheard by: Magda

Physics professor: This was really an exciting time for physicists… Given that we're all weird.

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Katie

Guy: He wouldn't be a male stripper. Not with a hairy butt.

Maine

Overheard by: scared daughter

Girl: Well, you're a guy, so I guess you don't understand the thrill of shopping. God, I love shopping. Especially high. Sometimes I just like to smoke a joint and then go down to the drugstore, just to check it out.

Ottawa
Canadia

Loud British woman: And I was like,”would you like sex with that?”

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: Innocent Bystander