Gangster teen #1: Man, why it gotta be so cold?
Gangster teen #2: Yeah, what's up with that, yo? We black, we supposed to conduct heat or some shit.
Millersville, Maryland
Gangster teen #1: Man, why it gotta be so cold?
Gangster teen #2: Yeah, what's up with that, yo? We black, we supposed to conduct heat or some shit.
Millersville, Maryland
Guy, about the word “vagina”: It doesn't roll off the tongue.
Girl: The British used the word “quim,” which originated from the Welsh… It means a hollow or a valley. (pause) The valley between her legs.
Guy: See, nobody wants a valley… Shoulda just called it a slit.
Girl, sarcastically: Or a hairline fracture.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Girl #1: I need you to help me with my English homework.
Girl #2: Alright, what do you need help with?
Girl #1: I still can't understand how you tell adjectives from adverbs.
Girl #2: Adverbs end in -ly, like “quickly,” “quietly,” and “quantity.”
University of Wisconsin
Redheaded woman, firmly: No, I don't mind scummy, I don't mind stabby, but I am not living somewhere that's famous for racial assaults and acid attacks.
Despondent man: I'm just asking you to think about it.
Marylebone Station
London
England
Overheard by: Bleepette
High school philosophy teacher: So slavery is like the caterpillar to freedom's butterfly!
Lake Tahoe, Calirfornia
Woman, cooking: Somehow, they've turned this into a bondage chicken.
Australia
Overheard by: I Just Got A Really Strange Image
Girl wearing gray boots on cell: It is a cute dress and it would be even cuter if I had gray boots to wear with it.
Macy's
Birmingham, Alabama
Roman history professor: Wow, I'm really doing bad, bad things to Virgil right now.
University
Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Loud hipster girl: Listen to me. A squirrel could legit run up and bite your vagina.
London
Canadia
