Drunk sorority chick, walking into room: Wahoo! I have bawls!
Other sorority chicks: (silence)
Drunk sorority chick: No, no like that! I mean… nevermind.

USF Dorm
California

Blonde girl in pink jacket with UGG boots: I totally get irresponsible in the winter time. I haven't sent my Netflix back in, like, three days!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963933/that-would-be-irresponsible-if-it-wasnt-totally-the-point.html

Overheard by: and I thought I was responsible?

Male customer to woman behind the counter: So she's your husband, or… Life partner?
Woman: We have kids together and grandkids.
Male customer: Okay, so she's the man and you're the girl?
Woman, somewhat flabbergasted: I'm a girl, yes.
Male customer: That makes sense, then. You're subtle, because you're the girl. She's out and loud because she's the man.
Woman, smirking: Sure. She makes the money and I spend it.
Male customer: That's the way it should be.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/12/some-of-my-best-friends-are-gay.html

Overheard by: dave in beaverton

Professor: Russia stretched all the way to the pacific–and as we've learned, can be seen from Alaska.

UC Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Arielle

Man, last year I was obsessed with him. I had his t-shirts, posters, everything. But now I look back and realize, it's just Cookie Monster.

Virginia

Skinny pretentious hipster: He's just not right. He won't leave his house after 9 pm and watches The Price Is Right.

Monson High School
Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Guy #1, in club: What're you doing back here? I thought she was well up for a shag?
Guy #2: Yeah, she fucking was.
Guy #1: So, what the fuck?
Guy #2: Mate, she lives in fucking Lozells.
Guy #1: So fucking what? A shags a shag.
Guy #2: Remember? The last fucking girl I slept with who was from Lozells stabbed me? I ain't fucking getting stabbed again.

Birmingham
England

Overheard by: Bleep

30-something on cell: What?! (pause) No. No! You just want sex, that's all you want. You don't want no sisterwife, you just want sex. And I don't want another woman in my relationship, so you go fuck yourself!

White Plains, New York

Overheard by: Melissa

Clueless chick: Oh, look, The Nutcracker, we should totally go see that! (pause) Is that a musical?
Boyfriend: Well, sort of, only there is no dialogue.
Clueless chick: Then we should not go see it.

Fredericksburg, Virginia

Girl to another: Wait, so you want cookies and you don't want chlamydia?

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: wouldn't you?