Senior girl #1: I don't remember ever acting like that when I was a freshman.
Senior girl #2: You have a favorite amino acid, Kathy*, you've never acted like that in your life.
St. Joseph High School
Michigan
Senior girl #1: I don't remember ever acting like that when I was a freshman.
Senior girl #2: You have a favorite amino acid, Kathy*, you've never acted like that in your life.
St. Joseph High School
Michigan
20-something girl, dressed as witch, after throwing up in garden: We're still… Heuuuurrrgghh… gonna fuck, right?
20-something guy, leaning against gate and smoking cigarette: Oh, yeah.
Party
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Girl, flirtatiously playing with straw in drink: Go ahead… Ask me *anything* you want.
Guy: Are you… you know?
Girl, batting eyelids, and pushing chest forward: Am I… what?
Guy: Do you have Down's Syndrome?
Girl, shocked: What?!
Guy: It's just that you look like you've got Down's Syndrome.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you?
Girl: No! Fuck off!
Party
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Confused girl: You're not a woman? You're not… White?
Saint Peter's College
New Jersey
Overheard by: erica
Guy: Bingo is awesome… sort of.
Girl: It belongs to a little-known but very real subcategory of awesome called sad-awesome. Other phenomena that fall under this description are drinking before 2 pm and funeral wakes for circus freaks.
Guy: That sounds like my kind of awesome!
Girl: Often the three occur simultaneously. That is the very nature of sad-awesome.
Vancouver
Canadia
Girl: Damn, you got a hot family! I'd gang-bang all that shit!
UC Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Eric
Pa announcer: Will the person who left the black travel bag with wheels on the train platform please come to the supervisor's office… before we blow it up.
Canary Wharf Underground Station
London
England
Overheard by: George Stein
Girl on bus: She can't respect other people's values because she has Christianity so far up her ass.
Jersey City, New Jersery
Girl #1: Wait, how do you get herpes? Is it contagious?
Girl #2: Well, yeah, you get it from sucking dicks.
Girl #1: Oh. Right.
Girl #2, seriously: Maybe you got it from sucking my dick.
Girl #1: Oh. (pause) Wait, what?!
European School
Brussels
Belgium
Student, about quantifiers: So, how many of these words are there?
Professor: Millions.
Student: Millions?
Professor: Well, at least fifty.
Linguistics Class
Bar-Ilan University
Israel
Overheard by: SmR
