Enthusiastic Japanese girl at touristy “holiday village”, breathing in deeply: Smells like America!

Seattle, Washington

Rich girl on cell: So, I was like thinking of going to Thailand. (pause) You know, to help the orphans? I really just have to get out of LA.

Beverly Hills, California

Overheard by: like totally

Senior girl #1: I don't remember ever acting like that when I was a freshman.
Senior girl #2: You have a favorite amino acid, Kathy*, you've never acted like that in your life.

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

20-something girl, dressed as witch, after throwing up in garden: We're still… Heuuuurrrgghh… gonna fuck, right?
20-something guy, leaning against gate and smoking cigarette: Oh, yeah.

Party
Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Girl, flirtatiously playing with straw in drink: Go ahead… Ask me *anything* you want.
Guy: Are you… you know?
Girl, batting eyelids, and pushing chest forward: Am I… what?
Guy: Do you have Down's Syndrome?
Girl, shocked: What?!
Guy: It's just that you look like you've got Down's Syndrome.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you?
Girl: No! Fuck off!

Party
Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Confused girl: You're not a woman? You're not… White?

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Overheard by: erica

Guy: Bingo is awesome… sort of.
Girl: It belongs to a little-known but very real subcategory of awesome called sad-awesome. Other phenomena that fall under this description are drinking before 2 pm and funeral wakes for circus freaks.
Guy: That sounds like my kind of awesome!
Girl: Often the three occur simultaneously. That is the very nature of sad-awesome.

Vancouver
Canadia

Girl: Damn, you got a hot family! I'd gang-bang all that shit!

UC Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Eric

Pa announcer: Will the person who left the black travel bag with wheels on the train platform please come to the supervisor's office… before we blow it up.

Canary Wharf Underground Station
London
England

Overheard by: George Stein

Girl on bus: She can't respect other people's values because she has Christianity so far up her ass.

Jersey City, New Jersery