20-year old to another: I'm gonna get my baby crucified. What's that look for? Lots of people have their babies crucified… It's that Christian thing with the water. Jesus did it, you know.
Kentucky
20-year old to another: I'm gonna get my baby crucified. What's that look for? Lots of people have their babies crucified… It's that Christian thing with the water. Jesus did it, you know.
Kentucky
Hipster #1, looking at horrendous shirt with massive silk screen of Che Guevara: Ah baby, this shirt is dope!
Hipster #2: Yeah, I dig it the same, Che is a badass.
Hipster #1: Really? What band is he from?
Hipster #2: He's not from a band, baby, he was a Mexican president… or some shit like that.
Studio City, California
Man on 6th floor balcony: It's funny how, when you're sober, you're so scared of heights, but when you're drunk you're not. I'd jump off this thing right now with a parachute made of condoms!
Saint John
Canadia
Man on cell: So you've been going there every day. Are your nipples sore?
Constitution Ave
Washington, DC
Guy: And we could have angry buttsex with random people!
Portland, Oregon
Girl #1: Oh my god, there's so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww!
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.
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Overheard by: a.
Waitress: Do you all need anything else?
Black guy: Do ya'll have some salvation back there in the kitchen?
Black girl: Are you for real? You makin' me laugh so much I'm gonna need a bucket, ya'll got a bucket back there too?
Perkins
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Deanna Gustav
Old man to another: Well, ya know what they say. Life's too short to dance with ugly women!
Flea Market
Nashville, Tennessee
Girl to friend: If I'm 80 and still alive, I'm going to eat the whole world.
South Bend, Indiana
Overheard by: Carole
