Hey, I'm Still Trying to Figure Out the Color Of My Aura

Girl to friend: There's a book you might be interested in, called What Color Is Your Parish.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: mine's ultraviolence

Posted on June 18, 2009
Advice, Books, Canadia, Default, Girls, Names

The English Won't Serve Pizza to Just Anyone

Mother to small child: So Paul just has to prove he's a woman now. So that should be fine.

Restaurant
London
England

Overheard by: sneaking a peek

Posted on June 18, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Moms, Names, Restaurants, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

The Chemical Element?

Drunk man to another: If I had a nose like fluorine I wouldn't be wishing anyone a merry Christmas.

Bar
Edinburgh
Scotland

Overheard by: Jesse Green

Posted on June 17, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Guys, Holidays, Scotland, Wishes

Our Mental Instability Is the Glue That Binds Our Friendship, Sadie.

Purple-haired girl on swing: I love the swings. When I was a kid I used to just sit on them for hours, having panic attacks.
Punk girl on swing: Holy fuck, you too!?

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 17, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Memory lane, Punks

And Then Other Times I Vomit

Drunk guy walking past mirror: Man, sometimes I see myself, and I make myself horny.

Hanover College
Hanover, Indiana

Overheard by: Whitney

Posted on June 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Guys, Indiana, Sex, Weirdness

See How Their Little Ice Caps Are Melting?

Guy wearing Stanford shirt: Hey, look! Manatees!
Friend: Those are polar bears.

San Diego Zoo, California

Overheard by: Dayum

Posted on June 17, 2009
Animals, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests

That's Where I Got the Idea for the Woodland-Creatures Baseball League

Girl to friend: So, I was just walkin' along and you know what that squirrel did?
Friend: What?
Girl: It threw a nut at my head!

Southern Illinois

Posted on June 16, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Illinois, Questions

It's Rare to Find a Young Man Who Thinks That Far Ahead

Five-year-old boy: Hey, I got an idea! Let's get naked!
Visiting adult friend: Yeah? And then what?
Five-year-old boy: We'll sit in the street!

Mason, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on June 16, 2009
Clothes, Default, Friends, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Questions

…As Seen in the Porno Take, Eat, This Is My Booty?

Asian teenage girl: Wait, so did Jesus ejaculate wine?

Starbucks
Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on June 16, 2009
Asians, Cum, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Jesus, New Jersey, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

Long Story Short, My Vag Now Has an SPF Of 45

20-something woman to friends: He was putting sunscreen on his dick and got a boner!

Plutos Restaurant
Palo Alto, California

Posted on June 16, 2009
California, Default, Erections, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Penis, Restaurants, Weirdness

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