Asian hipster: People stare at him, and he resents them for staring at him. But I’m like, ‘Maybe you should bathe!’
Jewish hipster: You should give him an elephant tranquilizer or something.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/05/people-in-valley-like-elephants-what-is.html
Overheard by: Glowien
