Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Hipster to friends: They have really cool songs, ’cause you can, like, listen to them.
Hipster friends: (nod and mutter in agreement)
Corner Brook
Newfoundland
Canadia
Hipster guy: I can’t tell if I’m horny or it’s just my sinus infection again…
UBC
Canadia
Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof?
Hipster kid #2: No. I’m not a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you’re thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close.
Missouri Botanical Gardens
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: tennessee williams’ groupie
Hipster girl to another: I consider myself single, except for the part where I have a boyfriend… so I can’t cheat on him.
St. Louis, Missouri
20‐something hipster to friend: So…I’m officially out of corpses.
Friend: Dude!
Portland, Maine
Hipster girl to friend: I heard the most offensive thing in Crate & Barrel!
San Francisco, California
Excited hipster guy on cell: Dude, you just missed Wyclef Jean! He was fucking awesome! He dry‐humped me and everything!
Voodoo Music Fest
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Eliza
Wannabe hipster girl: I’m anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way!
Wannabe hipster girl: No, seriously! I’m anorexic since lunch.
Wannabe hipster friend: Okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155795/well-maybe-after-this-blueberry-muffin.html
Overheard by: the actual hipsters were way more polite
Hipster: I want to start spitting, so I’ve decided to take up smoking.
Canadia
