You’ll Need a Mental Enema First

Hipster college dude: You mean you had anal?
Hipster college chick: Well, more like mental anal.
Hipster college dude: Mental anal. Hmmm, let me think on that a spell.

UNM Campus
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: klutch

Posted on June 5, 2026
Backdoor, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Guys, Hipsters, New Mexico, Questions

Childbirth Is All a Hoax

20-something hipster girl to another: So, anyway, no one is pregnant.

Sorella’s Diner

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on March 31, 2026
Default, Fears, Friends, Girls, Hipsters, Massachusetts, Pregnancy, Restaurants, Words

So Thanks for Letting Me Into Yale

Hipster guy: Yeah, it probably didn’t help that I gave you poison ivy and then threw up on you.

Bar
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on March 24, 2026
Bars & Clubs, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Maladies, Missouri, Relationships, Weirdness

He Doesn’t Go Very Far In

Young fashionista #1: How do you stay so positive?
Young fashionista #2: Oh, you know, I just don’t let the bad stuff in.
Young fashionista #1: What about Pedro?

São Paulo
Brazil

Overheard by: paparazzi

Posted on December 6, 2025
Brazil, Comebacks, Default, Hipsters, Office politics, Philosophy, Sex, Zombies

There’s Nothing You Can Do to Rehabilitate Its Coolness

Hipster girl pointing at piece of art: So, do you want to get it?
Hipster guy: Nah, we’ll get it somewhere else. I hate when people ask you, ‘Where did you get that?’ and you’re like, ‘Ikea…’

Ikea
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 5, 2025
Default, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stores

Don’t Crazy Canadians Just Become U.S. Citizens?

Hipster chick: Did I ever tell you about my childhood Princess Leia obsession?
Hipster dude: No, you never told me about a Princess Leia thing. Oh, wait, maybe you did. Did it involve pastries on your head to simulate hair buns?
Hipster chick: No, that must have been another girlfriend.
Hipster dude: No! Or maybe the pastry buns was me. I repress so many memories.
Hipster chick: Probably smart.
Hipster dude: It’s working okay so far.
Hipster chick: Yeah. You barely need therapy.

15th Avenue SW
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia