Hipsters

Hipster: I mean, come on, get with it. This is the ’90s, man.
Friend: … I don’t think it is.

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Hipster: Anal leakage is never funny.

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Katie

Smug male hipster law student: I don’t do gender-bending anymore — it almost always leads to bar fights.

Washington College of Law
Washington, DC

Overheard by: If it weren’t for my horse…

Stoner: Yo, that chick was kind of hot. She was starin’ at me.
Hipster: She wasn’t hot, and she was staring at you because you were in her way.
Stoner: I like it my way better.

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Steveo

Pre-hipster eyeing Harvard t-shirt: What do you mean you can't afford it? But you graduated from there. Isn't that the whole point of going there?

Prudential Mall
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by:

Cop, over cruiser speaker, to lethargic group of hipsters: Go ahead…walk.
(hipsters saunter across street)
Cop, still on speaker: Good job.

Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kaitlin

Hipster to friends: They have really cool songs, 'cause you can, like, listen to them.
Hipster friends: (nod and mutter in agreement)

Corner Brook
Newfoundland
Canadia

Hipster guy: I can't tell if I'm horny or it's just my sinus infection again…

UBC
Canadia

Hipster kid #1: Kelsey, have you ever seen Fiddler on the Roof?
Hipster kid #2: No. I'm not a fan of Tennessee Williams.
Hipster kid #3: Um, I think you're thinking of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Hipster kid #2: Yeah, whatever. I was close.

Missouri Botanical Gardens
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: tennessee williams' groupie

Hipster girl to another: I consider myself single, except for the part where I have a boyfriend… so I can't cheat on him.

St. Louis, Missouri