Doing It Without the Wigs, That Would Be Weird

Girl #1: You know, it's kind of depressing. I'm not into anything weird–sexually.
Girl #2: Yeah?
Girl #1: Yeah. Like, the weirdest thing I'm into is having guys dress up in white wigs and let me call them mozart.
Girl #2 (seriously): That's not weird at all.

Monterey, California