Meathead to swooning girls: I’m just gonna eat your ovaries! Raaawwwrrr!
Commonwealth Avenue bus, Boston College
Newton, Massachusetts
Meathead to swooning girls: I’m just gonna eat your ovaries! Raaawwwrrr!
Commonwealth Avenue bus, Boston College
Newton, Massachusetts
Mid-40s thrift store lady, to VHS of Hidalgo: Mmm, mmm — Viggo Mortensen. Any time, any place, anywhere, any hole. You know it.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/would-steven-segal-have-been-less.html
Overheard by: little bald bastard
Dock worker #1: Well, personally, I prefer a nice, stiff rod.
Dock worker #2: Really, a stiff one?
Dock worker #3: I’ve got a stiff rod for you, motherfucker.
Dock worker #1: We’re talking about bass fishing here, asshole.
Safeway
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Ken Lane
Woman pointing at cadaver: Oooh. I’d love one of those for home!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-see-and-crave-dead-people.html
Creepster: There are so many internet cats in my life I can’t keep them all straight!
301 Heller Drive
Santa Cruz, California
Creepster: The penis hole showcases my spare tire rather well.
Minnesota
Burly dude: No, seriously, the thing about anal is it’s warmer, tighter, and you hardly ever get shit on your dick!
High school cafeteria
Lawrenceville, Georgia
Overheard by: we were scared for his tiny girlfriend
Customer to clerk: Maybe my idea of sex is sticking a drill in your head.
Visible Voice Books
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: phoebe
Builder to another during break: Mate, I tell you — that fish was happy.
Dalston
London
England
Creepster: … And that’s why all the women in Paris wanted to stroke my head.
Koko
York
UK
Overheard by: Laura
