Which End Is He Interested In?

Cute lab tech guy: So, to take a stool sample, take this stick and smear it in here.
Hot girl patient: I have to smush it?
Cute lab tech guy: Yep, like that. So, do you have a boyfriend?

Park Nicolette Clinic
St. Louis Park, Minnesota

Posted on April 24, 2025
Creepsters, Minnesota, Poop

Some Public Safety Officers Are Creepier Than Others

Skinny guy in tank top showing girl some crumpled mugshot: Have you seen this man before?
Girl on treadmill: Ummm, no?
Skinny guy: Well, he’s a rapist, and he’s at large. So if you see him, or if you get scared at night, just give me a call [hands her a phone number].

Gym
Cary, North Carolina

Posted on April 19, 2025
Advice, Creepsters, North Carolina

It’s Like Being Celibate, but Without the Effort

Man: I just get turned on by nuclear holocausts.

Gateway High School
Florida

Overheard by: Pilbur

Posted on November 18, 2024
Creepsters, Florida, Getting off

I Think Ovary Eaters Make More of a “Hiss”

Meathead to swooning girls: I’m just gonna eat your ovaries! Raaawwwrrr!

Commonwealth Avenue bus, Boston College
Newton, Massachusetts

Posted on July 16, 2024
Body parts, Creepsters, Massachusetts, Threats

I’ll Make You Forget That Elven Slut!

Mid-40s thrift store lady, to VHS of Hidalgo: Mmm, mmm — Viggo Mortensen. Any time, any place, anywhere, any hole. You know it.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/would-steven-segal-have-been-less.html

Overheard by: little bald bastard

Posted on June 6, 2024
About celebrities, Creepsters, Overheard in Philly

So Let’s Hear No More of Your Homoerotic Jiggery-Pokery

Dock worker #1: Well, personally, I prefer a nice, stiff rod.
Dock worker #2: Really, a stiff one?
Dock worker #3: I’ve got a stiff rod for you, motherfucker.
Dock worker #1: We’re talking about bass fishing here, asshole.

Safeway
Tracy, California

Overheard by: Ken Lane