80-something lady to another: I saw Bertie and his lady friend at the state fair. Yes, she's a large woman, tall and quite big. I mean, you could say that about a lot of people, but she's very large. When she hugs him, it's all lady and no Bertie!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925866/thats-how-bertie-likes-it.html
Overheard by: poor bertie!
