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From the People Who Brought You Rice Cakes…

Guy to girl with gum: Can I have a piece of gum?
Girl: Sure, but it kind of tastes like dirt.
Guy in back of class: Ooooooh! Can I please have a piece?

Midlandstech, South Carolina

  • Posted on December 13, 2020
  • Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences, South Carolina, Weirdness
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