Sensory experiences

Girl, nodding to human mess across the way: Is that girl burning holes into a photograph with a cigarette?
Guy: That is frighteningly erotic.

University of South Florida

Teacher, handing out candy to class: They’re really sweet.
Student #1: And they make the roof of your mouth bleed.
Student #2: That’s the best part.

High School
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Guy: Egg salad is a dish best served cold.

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com

Overheard by: alyssa

Girl #1: I hallucinated that you and my boyfriend had sex in the spirit world! I think I hallucinated I was using an umbrella in the shower this morning.
Girl #2: Uh. No… Sorry, I found one in our shower.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Bro: Yeah, I remember the first time I saw someone projectile‐vomit.

Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl’s vagina today!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278090/thanks-for-bailing-me-out-by-the-way.html

Overheard by: a. lil

Hipster to friends: They have really cool songs, ’cause you can, like, listen to them.
Hipster friends: (nod and mutter in agreement)

Corner Brook
Newfoundland
Canadia

Emo #1, trying on black eyeshadow: Does it look alright?
Emo #2: Yeah, it looks great!
Emo #1: Should I buy it?
Emo #2: Yes! Oh my god, there’s some on your face!
Emo #1: Where?
Emo #2: There, on your cheek!
(emo #1 starts wiping it off)
Emo #2: Hey, you look like an aboriginal.

Cosmetics Shop
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Somni

Queer #1: Ugh. All I know is that pussy smells like ass. I tried once in high school, and I was all, ‘Oooh, that smells like ass!’ and so I tried one more time, and it still smelled like ass.
Queer #2: Well, we know one thing for sure — your ass must smell like pussy.

Cleo’s, Chicago Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: EEE

Guy to friend: Well, some armpits smell good, too.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Turtle