Sensory experiences

Woman #1: My boss shaves his legs.
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: His legs, his back, his chest, everything. All guys do it now.
Woman #2: That's so weird. My son asked me to wax his chest because he said girls don't like hairy chests.
Woman #1: How much hair could a 14-year-old have?
Woman #2: Actually, a lot.
Woman #1: He's going to be really hairy when he's older.
Woman #2: Fortunately not on his back yet. So anyway–don't tell anybody I told you this. You're sworn to secrecy–I told him I wouldn't wax him, but I went out and bought some Nair and put it on him, and it worked. But the next morning, he was in such pain–his chest was all inflamed. He said he would never do it again.

Women's Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: I always eavesdrop on these two

Girl: My cooter smells like Zoodles…

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Drunk girl: I hear Michael Caine peeing!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Teen girl #1: Ugh, I get so gassy when I'm on my rag.
Teen girl #2: I'm just gassy all the time!
Teen girl #1: Ugh, I know.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

College girl to friends eating waffle fries: Yeah, and she had the “smelly hand syndrome.” It was really serious. And smelly.

UCF Campus
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Jen

Woman: Why does it smell like something's burning? Maybe it's my flesh…(sniffs hand) Nope!

Benicia, California

Overheard by: Liz

Teenage to friends: My dad says it’s only gay if you make eye contact.

Lacomb, Oregon

Overheard by: lalenalynn

Chick on cell: David Hasselhoff just brushed past me. Mooing.

Coachella Music Festival
Indio, California

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Roommate: I don’t eat leftovers. They make my throat hurt.

Brandon
Manitoba
Canadia

Female suit: Wow, it smells really bad in here… like old period. Yeah! That’s it, old period.

Bridie O’Reillys
Melbourne
Australia