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I Think I've Seen This Daryl Hannah Movie…

Girl #1: Well, it doesn't bother me.
Girl #2: That's because you don't have to look at it!
Girl #3: You. Look. Like. A. Whore.
Girl #4: But a mermaid whore!

University of Florida

  • Posted on October 20, 2019
  • Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Florida, Girls, Sex
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