Depressed man to friends, while eating corn-on-the-cob: You know, this is just upsetting. I spent $180 today, and all I'll have to show for it is a really large shit.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925863/that-can-be-pretty-satisfying.html
Overheard by: suddenly a little less hungry