If You Kept Up-to-Date on My Facebook Status, You'd Know

Teenage girl #1 to others in feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don't know, when do you douche?
(group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362504180/where-are-their-mothers.html

Overheard by: personally, I prefer Thursdays