Teens

Asian teen boy: I wish my girlfriend had eyelids.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/um.html

Overheard by: wellll… Your kids probably won’t either

Teen girl: Tina*, this corn husk totally feels like your vagina hair!

World’s Largest Corn Maze
Dixon, California

Overheard by: Leslie

Teen girl to friend: Did you really think it was a coincidence that the week after you started bathing regularly you lost your virginity?

The Urban School
San Francisco, California

Bored teen girl in long line: This ChapStick says it hasn’t been tested on animals. How would you test ChapStick on an animal? Like, what animal would you test it on? A walrus?

Comerica Park
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: SayHey

Teen girl to mom: … And that’s why I have a big boyfriend — because I have big tits.

Walmart
Georgia

Teen boy #1: So, out of all the Disney princesses, which one would you get nasty with?
Teen boy #2: What? That’s gross shit, man. They’re cartoons! You’re disgusting.
Teen boy #1, after pause: So, the Little Mermaid?
Teen boy #2: Word.

Fall River, Massachusetts

Teen girl #1: Are you drinking tonight?
Teen girl #2: I’ve been drunk all day. I was doing shots in class.
Teen girl #3: I have four dollars! I told my mom I was going to McDonald’s. She’s so fucking stupid!

Prince Edward Island
Canadia

Teen girl #1: When you drink a lot of water your piss get really clear.
Teen girl #2: Nuh-uh! I drink water all the time and my piss is still pink.

Teaneck High School
Teaneck, New Jersey

Overheard by: southernbelle

Teen boy to friends: I tried to drink a whole gallon of milk once, but that didn’t happen and I ended up drinking a half gallon instead. Then I ended up pissing shit, man. It was awful, and it smelled so bad…

Skybridge, Providence Place Mall
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Ang

Teen girl: I just discovered my fly was undone when my hand was mysteriously near my crotch.

Subway restaurant
New Zealand