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If You Want Sex from the Girl's Perspective, Consider Prison

Teenage boy to teenage girl: I wish I could get in the car with lesbians… Wait, no, I don't.

Tinton Falls, New Jersey

  • Posted on March 6, 2022
  • New Jersey, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes
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