I’ll Nurse My Hurt Feelings Over by the Menopause Section

Little boy: Mommy, whats a M.I.L.F.?
Mom: Well, honey, it’s a… Wait, someone called me a M.I.L.F.?
Little boy: No, Bobby’s mom.
Mom: Well, then, it’s not important. Go play.

Barnes & Noble
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: i’d like to see bobby’s mom next PTA meeting