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I’m Saving My Mouth for Marriage

Middle-aged woman to friend: I will text the shit out of your ass, but I will not leave you a voicemail!

The Premiere Grill
Valparaiso, Indiana

  • Posted on November 24, 2015
  • Indiana, Ladies who lunch, Restaurants, Texting
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