Lady #1: … And I don’t even know who the daddy is!
Lady #2: That’s hilarious!
B. Dalton — College Square Mall
Cedar Falls, Iowa
Overheard by: Darcy
Lady #1: … And I don’t even know who the daddy is!
Lady #2: That’s hilarious!
B. Dalton — College Square Mall
Cedar Falls, Iowa
Overheard by: Darcy
Middle‐aged woman, to older woman: Those were some really good drugs!
Dunkin’ Donuts
University of Rhode Island
Woman #1: Hey, you look good.
Woman #2: Thanks! I’ve been working out… Wanna feel my ass? [Protrudes her rear.]
Arlington, Texas
Overheard by: AmadeusMaxwell
Lady: … So she goes, ‘I don’t even know if it counts as sex. It was just, like, in and out in one second.’ And she’s only fifteen!
Restaurant, Belltown
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: of bugle be uncouth
50‐year‐old woman: I can’t wait to retire so I can drop acid.
Spokane, Washington
Woman: So then he said either I have to quit smoking, or I have to have a baby.
Outback Steakhouse
Leominster, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amycakes
Woman: She’s 12 and she’s already having candlelight dinners!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/she_should_enjoy_them_while_th.html
Overheard by: girl in scrubs
Woman #1: So… How’s your daughter?
Woman #2: She’s growing up to be a New Yorker.
Trident Coffee Shop, 940 Pearl Street
Boulder, Colorado
Loud lady to friend: So, have you fallen down in any more parking lots this summer?
Panera Bread
White Marsh, Maryland
Overheard by: just eatin my lunch
Old white lady, leaving table with a flourish: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the bathroom to shoot up.
Lemongrass
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Loves Her Some Thai Food
