Be Wary of Their Explosive Diarrhea

Old woman: That’s the problem with men — they treat kids like little adults instead of like–
Younger woman: –Kids?
Old woman: No. Like terrorists.

Washington, DC

Posted on May 5, 2025
Gripes, Ladies who lunch, Washington, DC

The Castration Can’t Have Helped Any of That

Woman #1: I think my new cat is different.
Woman #2: What do you mean by different?
Woman #1: I’m pretty sure he’s metro-sexual, because he meows like a girl.
Woman #2: It could be worse.
Woman #1: Well, I don’t know — I’m fairly sure he has abandonment issues, too.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/her_issues_are_much_more_alarm.html

Overheard by:

Posted on March 24, 2025
Animals, Ladies who lunch, Overheard in Minneapolis

Just Like Mother Theresa

Woman #1, to table of friends: Well, I’m getting old, too. I’m getting wrinkles.
Woman #2: The thing is, you’re so fucking ugly that no one notices when you get old.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/well-id-rather-be-ugly-on-outside.html

Overheard by: Me.

Posted on November 17, 2023
Insults, Ladies who lunch, Overheard in the Valley

With the Lawnmower

Woman #1, wearing an arm cast: Yeah, so my husband broke his hand now, too.
Woman #2: How’d he do that?
Woman #1: I ran it over with my car.
Woman #2: Why?!
Woman #1: Well, he ran mine over first!
Woman #2: I guess I can see that as a good reason…

http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/07/payback-is-bitch.html