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I'm Too Tired to Hold My Sphincters Shut

Girl: We need to go steal more diapers from Target.

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

  • Posted on March 23, 2023
  • Crimes, Moms, Parenting, Shopping, Texas
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