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It Was More Like Milking the Bull

Drunk girl: I thought the first time I had sex it would be like milking a cow. You know: squirt, squirt, squirt… a little at a time.

Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

  • Posted on December 4, 2009
  • Animals, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Girls, Sex
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