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Drunk girl in bar during Rose Bowl: It’s official – I’m going to be ovulating on my wedding day.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Double V

Posted on April 30, 2023
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Girls, Illinois, Relationships, Weirdness

It’s 1 A.M., Sir.

Paralytically drunk trainee Russian orthodox priest, lying on pool table, smoking a joint: Fuck! I’ve got to get to church in two hours…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on April 22, 2023
Drunks, England, Feelings, Gripes, Religion, Smokers, Weirdness

Wouldn’t Steel Birkenstocks Be Uncomfortable?

Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!

Georgia Tech

Overheard by: YellowJacketGals

Posted on February 1, 2023
Default, Drunks, Georgia, Girls, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Technology, Weirdness, Words

Cool

Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I’m having such a good time I look Chinese.

Saint Joseph’s University
Philadelphia, PA

Posted on November 28, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Happiness, Pennsylvania, Technology

Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad

Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on November 24, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Couples, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Insults, New Jersey, Relationships, Weirdness

Just Plug and Play– What Could Be Easier?

Drunk girl #1, in bathroom: So I told her she just needed to remove her vagina, put on a cock and man up!
Drunk girl #2: Totally.

Bathroom, Rocket Bar
Washington, DC

Posted on November 16, 2022
Advice, Default, Drunks, Girls, Restroom, Sex, Washington, DC, Words

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look

Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can’t ever find it?

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over Here…

Posted on November 2, 2022
Drunks, Internet, Missouri, Porn, Questions

Acute Infection’s Not All That Cute

Drunk gay guy in pub garden, at top of voice: So I got hepatitis c when I was fisting this guy… There was blood everywhere.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on October 23, 2022
Drunks, England, Gays, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Sex

In the Sense That It’s Propping Up My Coffee Table

DJ: And we’ll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That’s my movie! That’s my movie!

Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on October 21, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Movies, Race, Rednecks, Weirdness

Then I’d Have to Sit Down and Rest

Fat drunk guy: Dude, I would totally kick a couple of chicks in the cunt!

Barley’s
Knoxville, Tennessee

Posted on October 12, 2022
Drunks, Tennessee, Violence

Drunks