It’s a Good Thing You Love My Dangling Participle

Blonde: Oh, I’ve heard of that restaurant! Where is it at?
Boyfriend: No, ‘where is it’?
Blonde: No, that’s what I’m asking you! Where’s it at?
Boyfriend, shaking head and sighing: It’s by the mall. This is ridiculous.

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Cringing English major