Virginia

Student: Okay, so maybe he was inside me and I was moving around, but it wasn’t sex.

Williamsburg, Virginia

Mom to daughter: All I’m saying is, it would really help get rid of your fat and your pimples.

Mount Vernon
Alexandria, Virginia

Overheard by: mm2105

Angry guy on cell: Billy, I have one word for you — fucking piece of shit!

Sterling, Virginia

Woman: How was church? Did you learn anything in Sunday school?
Girl: No.

Cracker Barrel restroom
Virginia

WASP lady: I bought this ring here and it really smells. Every time I put my hand up to my face it makes me want to vomit.

Jewelry shop
Alexandria, Virginia

Girl on phone with boyfriend: I’m in such a bad mood, I don’t even know! When I get home, you better not have a smile on your face or I will slap yo’ ass. Misery loves company up in here, bitch!

Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: C. Barreto

Disappointed blonde: … But it’s Porn Sunday!

Radford University
Virginia

Woman: Is he mad that his girl’s a whore?
Man: Yeah.

Winchester, Virginia

Guy to friend: You open the Bible and you tell me where it says that Jesus Christ says it’s okay to smoke crack!

Arlington, Virginia

Overheard by: Passing Jogger

Preppy teen girl #1: Well, do you like her?
Preppy teen girl #2: I mean, yeah, I like her… But she has got to do something about her mustache!

Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: Sam