It’s Hard to Tell Who’s Retarded and Who’s Just Texan

Chick #1: Sarah took her retarded sister-in-law to the game last night. They ended up getting drunk and going to a strip club. She really is retarded.
Chick #2: Like, literally retarded?
Chick #1: Yeah.
Chick #2: Well, that sounds like an interesting night…

Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Wish I could’ve been there