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Jason Decides Reality Is Too Hard

Mom: Does Mommy look fat in this?
Toddler: Yes!
Mom: No! You’re supposed to say no!
Toddler: [Silence.]

Target
Moreno Valley, California

Overheard by: Lisa

  • Posted on October 25, 2015
  • California, Insults, Moms, Should have used a condom
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