Monkeyholism’s Gonna Be the Next Big Zoo Scandal

Little girl, regarding orangutan holding his head like he has a headache: Why is he doing that, Mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many Daddy juices.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/havent_had_a_serious_wtf_for_a.html

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