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My Kidneys Will Take That Under Advisement

Man: You don't need that booze!
Woman: I know, but I'm getting it.
Man: Just don't drink the fun out of it.

Edwardsville, Illinois

Overheard by: M

  • Posted on December 23, 2022
  • Advice, Drinking & drunks, Illinois, Women
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