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Woman to boyfriend: Get back here so I can take a picture of you lying to me!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Trying not to spit soda from my nose

Posted on July 22, 2023
Couples, Default, Lies, New York, Offers and requests, Women

We Can't Discuss Literature, But the Sex Is Fantastic

Woman #1: Do you think that he's kind of young for her?
Woman #2: You know, I've realized that age really doesn't matter. I'm dating a baby right now.

Thai Food Restaurant
Sturbridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2023
Age and ageing, Default, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Women

Explorers Are Born, Not Made

Child: Mommy, mommy, my hand smells like butt!
Mother: Why does your hand smell like butt, honey?
Child: I put my hand in my butt.

Department Store
Davis, California

Overheard by: Arlene

Posted on July 16, 2023
Ass, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women

You're Housebroken, Right?

20-something woman to another: I need to show you to my dog sometime.

Iithaca, New York

Posted on July 14, 2023
Animals, New York, Weirdness, Women

If You’re Gonna Be Wrong, at Least Go Top-Shelf

Bimbette, pointing to Che Guevara t-shirt: Jose Cuervo!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: SP

Posted on July 13, 2023
Bimbettes, Clothing, Default, Girls, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Stupidity, Women

If Only There Were Some Way to Prevent That…

Woman: We are having more kids, dammit!

Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on July 8, 2023
Feelings, Kids, Offspring, Texas, Women

And He Claimed It's Not Meant to Be Eaten Directly from the Jar

Woman in line at the bank: I am thinking about leaving him. All he does is lie to me!
Friend: Oh? Lie about what?
Woman: Well, yesterday he bought me some of that Nutella spread? He said it was chocolate, but I know for a fact that it's hazelnut!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania