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Shuts Himself Off Like C-3PO

Girl #1: Vern's breaking down.
Girl #2: Who?
Girl #1: My car.
Girl #2: Oh. I was worried there for a second.

Bellingham, Washington

  • Posted on November 17, 2019
  • Girls, Names, Technology, Washington, Weirdness
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