The Make‐a‐Wish Foundation Failed to Return Her Calls

Teenage girl: You know what I wish I had?
Teenage boy, not paying attention: Uh‐huh.
Teenage girl: A penis… I’d just go shoving it into people’s butts.
Teenage boy: Wait… What?
Teenage girl, whispering to herself: I wish I had a penis.

Bus
Ottawa
Canadia